HBO Is Releasing an Official Cardboard Box
It's clearly for jerking off, right?
In what certainly feels like a joke but somehow isn't, the network has released a giant black cardboard box that will allow college students to watch HBO (and, clearly, masturbate vigorously) in their shared dorm spaces.
The product, which may as well be called a "jack in the box," is just a black cardboard box with a shelf and some air holes. It's called "the HBO Box," and in an ad announcing the product the company said, "We're so excited to see what you do — or don't — in an HBO Box."
It's such a dumb and funny product that the name Nathan Fielder comes to mind. And that just might make perfect sense. After all, he signed an overall deal with HBO earlier this year.
Watch an ad for HBO's masturbation fort below, where you'll also find details on how to enter to win one.
Hey college students! If you missed your chance to get your very own HBO Box, you'll get to try again tomorrow at noon Eastern. Tweet the 📦 + #HBOBoxChallenge + #giveaway tomorrow at 12!— Fooji (@gofooji) November 5, 2019
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